My trip to visit Karen's family was delightful! Her parents are perfectly hospitable. Although on Sunday we decided to stay an extra night in a hotel and not tell them, just to be spontaneous.
Anyway, to summarize my trip let me list things that are fun to hear:
"I hope you like steak"
"We can replace your phone for free"
"Those jeans make your ass look good. You should get them."
"Of course we should get more wine"
"Here's your swordfish"
"I'd love to sing showtunes with you both"
"That's enough football, let's get in the hot tub"
"No, sir, it isn't a problem to cancel your 6am wake up call"